[1dietcokeinacan]

Me: time to get this bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U know what it is!!!!!!!!

This bread:

[clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead]

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

[c-o-l-l-e-e-n-a]

Kidneys:

Originally posted by krollaney-otp

[tonydezz]

Y'all talking about some skinny guy: THICC!!!! 😍😍

Me:

[zackisontumblr]

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

[dripping-adorableness]

Sitting there like 😊😊😊😊😊😒

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Torbernite - Margabal Mine, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France

[vodkakun]

[newtonscamader]

I can’t believe Mozart died in Infinity War

[nannerlmozartofficial]

Herr Salieri I dont feel so good.

[thejakelikesonions]

Puppies first

[thebootydiaries]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left

child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[ninawolv3rina]

Big ol snail: *dies*

Hermit Crab: